College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via misszyx)

girlsinspo:

http://girlsinspo.com/

validx2:

Girl: Why you like me

Lying Nigga: Cause shawty it’s like we can talk about anything, you got good conversation, and plus you patient 

Girl: Nigga aint that Bow Wow  lyrics?

Lying Nigga: 

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fashionfever:

 


Kim leaving the Balmain headquarters in Paris 9/24/14
emojinalgirl:

me
thetpr:

LML 

legalwifi:

this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood

image 

(via heyitsnique)

magnacarterholygrail:

tsarcasm:

jesus

the true spirit of helping your fellow human