do you guys just ever forget what you look like? like, this is honestly one of the reasons why I’m always looking in a mirror, because I keep forgetting what my face looks like and I just want to constantly remind myself how ***flawless I really am!
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.